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Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (7945)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now.
Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.

#6 - On 10/30/2010 at 6:10am by hotdogcore

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maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.

#5 - On 10/30/2010 at 6:10am by JNaftel

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