FML : Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa...

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By EmmaleeSupertramp - / Friday 14 February 2014 03:16 / United States

Kids

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By PenguinBitch | 43

#5857955 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:14

"Oh my. What fat stomach you have"
"Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

By ihavenolifehaha | 16

#5857943 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:06

Time to start exercising OP!

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By ihavenolifehaha | 16

#5857943 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:06

Time to start exercising OP!

Amberosia | 10

#5858002 - Friday 14 February 2014 10:48

That's rude.

expectcriticism | 13

#5858111 - Friday 14 February 2014 15:24

Only if she takes it that way, otherwise it is a helpful suggestion that would do her well to follow

LadySalazara | 6

#5858164 - Friday 14 February 2014 16:28

You need to lose some serious weight.......grandma ;)

ClassyFade | 9

#5858280 - Friday 14 February 2014 19:53

Maybe time to hit the gym OP?

ClassyFade | 9

#5858283 - Friday 14 February 2014 19:55

Or bitch slap that lil twat

Rababco | 29

#5858358 - Friday 14 February 2014 22:17

@16 Exercise is always good for you, it doesn't matter if OP's skinny or fat.

Bilbo_Swaggins | 5

#5858800 - Saturday 15 February 2014 7:29

fmls like this annoy me. If you think your life is fucked then just eat better and exercise. If you don't want to then you might be fat.

purrypie | 9

#5863822 - Thursday 20 February 2014 15:51

Either can work just fine! :D

By woainishamu | 21

#5857946 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:07

Kids and their innocent comments.

kenleybunch | 15

#5858137 - Friday 14 February 2014 15:52

Sometimes I feel like they know that they're being total buttheads.

By drayloon | 50

#5857949 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:10

Kids say the darnedest things

By outoftown | 26

#5857950 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:10

Time to start acting, OP. "Of course I am! Looks real, doesn't it?"

By jazzy_123 | 20

#5857953 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:11

aww don't take it to heart. Kids are like that. My baby cousin came up to me once and patted my butt and.said to my uncle "daddy what's that??" lol it was cute

By PenguinBitch | 43

#5857955 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:14

"Oh my. What fat stomach you have"
"Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

By freckleface221 | 19

#5857959 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:21

When an adult calls you fat they're full of shit. When a kid calls you fat... you're fat.

By trulypar | 34

#5857960 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:22

I would have just smiled and said, "nope, it's all me." Kids are just kids, they lack brain filters. Luckily, when they say something like that there's no animosity to it, unlike when people are being rude.

By Wizardo | 33

#5857964 - Friday 14 February 2014 9:28

Doesn't have to be a negative thing, use it as a wake up call and slowly start moving towards a more healthy lifestyle. I'm surprised you didn't Rio this kid a new one with a razor sharp remark OP, being an FML grandma and all.