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Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24476) - you deserved it (11185)

On 10/25/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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There are other places that serve sundaes.

#4 - On 10/26/2010 at 3:08am by schwancy

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don't eat your feelings!
you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

#9 - On 10/26/2010 at 3:12am by spoilt_

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