Fast food, Cars, ACAB and Transportation: What a wonderful life

What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 061

You deserved it 13 035

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 584

You deserved it 10 110

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 941

You deserved it 8 576

By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 801

You deserved it 29 677

By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 873

You deserved it 785

ACAB

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 557

You deserved it 678

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 812

You deserved it 70 668

By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 767

You deserved it 25 055

By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 673

You deserved it 10 318

The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 877

You deserved it 45 676

By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 243

You deserved it 10 686

schwancy 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:08

There are other places that serve sundaes.

spoilt_ 15

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:12

don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

Comments

LGrnGeaux 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:35

McD's is effing nasty!

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:32

Did you see super size me too?

gdrumz 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:38

my god that sounds like a truely miserable experience to add to your already shitty day!

SettoFail 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:48

how the hell were they closed

lilkilla13 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:17

fat ass!!!!

megh90 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 6:14

maccas is never closed

Samyy27 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:30

why would you go to mcdonalds for a pick-me-up?

jtrain80 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:48

maybe next time don't let it expire

Chipaway 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:05

100 - Ok yeah I did sound prejudiced, sorry :) I was wondering if that's what other countries think of Australia (kangaroo infestations and what-not) though, no harm meant.

pompousjackass 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:21

Pretty sure McDonald's will make you feel even more depressed, but hey, at least you don't work there.

ilovefoodyesido 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:53

You bitch, you stole my FML!!! My tags were expired for three and a half months and I got pulled over the day I was getting them renuined, on my way to McDonalds. Unlike you I only got a warning.