Fast food, Cars, ACAB and Transportation: What a wonderful life

What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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You deserved it 13 035

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 584

You deserved it 10 110

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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You deserved it 8 576

By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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You deserved it 29 677

By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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You deserved it 785

ACAB

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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You deserved it 678

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 70 668

By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 767

You deserved it 25 055

By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 673

You deserved it 10 318

The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 877

You deserved it 45 676

By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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You deserved it 10 686

schwancy 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:08

There are other places that serve sundaes.

spoilt_ 15

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:12

don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

Comments

AssDan 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:38

Doc wins. Five Guys > your soul.

BiggerThenUrs 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:00

hmm well that's odd, I work at mcdonalds and they only close once every year.. Christmas. I'm pretty sure it's not Christmas. liar.

Sonalis 9

Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:45

I kinda call shenanigans on this one. i've NEVER seen a closed mcd's in my 18 years except on holidays...ah America. but seriously,

EggsMcSquiggle 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:17

You deserve it for having anything to do with a poisonous, cheap, cutthroat, decadent, scumrot corporate thug place like McDonald's, especially as a means of therapy. Seriously, is it that much more difficult/expensive to at least get QUALITY ice cream in town, not full of fructose/MSG/soylent green/whatever the hell they put in there?

saamsonite 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:34

only in America do people eat to feel better about themselves

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:01

But McDonald's is never closed.

stephanierose93 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:23

mcdonalds should never be closed.

TeaLover_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 22:24

YDI for getting McDonalds to cheer you up, there are other HEALTHIER options that could still make you happy. Also, YDI for having a expired registration.