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Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18515) - you deserved it (1728)

On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Spider pig, spider pig......

#1 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:13am by SirWhatsHisFace

See in context

+34

When pigs fly.

#3 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:14am by iicaptain

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