Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18515) - you deserved it (1728)
On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Ro's life also sucksToday, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my…
kat101 also deserved itToday, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could…
Spider pig, spider pig......
#1 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:13am by SirWhatsHisFace
See in context
When pigs fly.
#3 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:14am by iicaptain
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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