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"And then when the meth wore off I realized I wasn't driving and my boyfriend was just dick slappin the shit outta me"

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Harry Plopper? Oh my god, can I get an autograph Mr. Plopper? Or maybe a picture? Mr. Plopper? Mr. Plopper? XD

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what? jessi2487 is who I see but when I refresh it says someone else and of I refresh it goes back to Jess and it just keeps on doing that what the hell?

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I would, it'll be like frisbee with a dog. Only you won't get it back and it will be viciously eaten. Where is butt hole? Print screen and email. :D -Fluffy McTiger

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It doesn't count coming from another cat. Sorry guys! Oh, and that catnip I just gave you 2 was soaked in anti-freeze. Sweet dreams! >:)

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The cat was human when that statement was made! Night, sweetheart. We'll be waiting for you to wake up.

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uea i was human when i made that comment! WAS. i decided to follow my true calling as a fellow feline

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Indeed. Hell of a lot more entertaining of a scar story than what all the other people will likely have.

Only in New Zealand would this happen... and I can legitimately say this, I'm from NZ. Bloody Aucklanders, it's like they're on a complete different planet.

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