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My Roommateho Stays Out Til 4 Or 5 In The Morning Each Night Got Her Key To The Dorm Fixd. I've Been Having To Stay Up Nightly To Let Her In (my Normal Bedtime Being 12:00) How'd They Fix It? Turns Out It Was Never Broken She Was Just Putting The Key In The Slot Wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24188) - you deserved it (3946)

On 10/04/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by megmo7 - United States

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Don't you hate it when they put it in the wrong slot?

#5 - On 10/04/2010 at 1:15pm by sourgirl101

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you know you don't HAVE t stay up fr her.. btw
Grow a spine and just say no.

#7 - On 10/04/2010 at 1:19pm by Lisa89

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