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Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22938) - you deserved it (3810)

On 10/04/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by megmo7 - United States

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Don't you hate it when they put it in the wrong slot?

#5 - On 10/04/2010 at 1:15pm by sourgirl101

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you know you don't HAVE t stay up fr her.. btw
Grow a spine and just say no.

#7 - On 10/04/2010 at 1:19pm by Lisa89

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