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Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25279) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/30/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Washington)

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He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)

#5 - On 10/01/2010 at 3:13am by FFML_314

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Stalking ex-wives online is the new fad.

#2 - On 10/01/2010 at 3:11am by FirstBornUnicorn

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