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At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014