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Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6785) - you deserved it (32563)

On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

#6 - On 09/29/2010 at 3:03am by FFML_314

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Sounds horrific.

At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

#4 - On 09/29/2010 at 3:01am by Marvin_Android

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