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Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11219) - you deserved it (28783)

On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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too bad there's no app to take you home

#17 - On 09/20/2010 at 3:20am by Destruct0r

See in context

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I guess everyone saying YDI will be having a nice little car accident from speeding someday.

#78 - On 09/20/2010 at 9:42am by VivianTheAspie

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