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Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21557) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States

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