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Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML
They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.
When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016