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Yesterday, was mah uncle's funeral . He was crematd, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea . As we were waiting fir the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls cummd by picking at all his ashes . I guess he looool tastd good . FML
When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!
They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015