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Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34840) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

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NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.

#17 - On 08/21/2010 at 5:29pm by sdman923

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Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.

#9 - On 08/21/2010 at 5:25pm by my2centsworth

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