By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

thats more of an fml for the other guy lol

today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao

crazy4uboi 6

"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha

I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me

I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?

anon2468 0

that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?

Dayen 0

#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.

Chixken 6

It would probably smell though.

Herbs_Special 0

Too many sneezing incidents here lately....................