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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.
Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML
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