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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56769) - you deserved it (6787)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

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anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:13pm by holynemesis1208

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Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

#14 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:36pm by drybamboo

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