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Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8695) - you deserved it (43745)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by edhalen (man) - United States

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