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Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (58435)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by edhalen (man) - United States

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I think adding "top down, shirt off" is going to make a lot of people vote YDI.

Oh, and by the way, YDI.

#4 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:05am by mpdude8

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Push down and turn.

#2 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:04am by blazin_b

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