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Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States

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I would steal the other persons bike if it's so nice.

#5 - On 08/05/2010 at 3:12am by lovelyred

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haha! maybe the better bike got there after yours was stolen

#4 - On 08/05/2010 at 3:10am by westsidewhite

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