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Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML

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Hey. You got one of the new Ismell's. :-P

Anyway, it's dry rice you have to use dumbass. And you have to leave it in there for a day or 2.

Either that or A. be more careful or B. Get some phone insurance if it's something expensive.

#2 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:16am by Jimboom

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why does it smell like chicken? you mix the seasoning in after the rice... so you're saying they put your phone in the rice and then added the seasoning packet? interesting. I mean nobodys stupid enough to think putting a phone in a cooked rice and sauce dish will dry it out, right? so WTF...

#17 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:50am by Elenachka

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