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Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15097) - you deserved it (9139)

On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)

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is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?

#13 - On 06/30/2010 at 1:22pm by jjtivey97

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pretty sure you should do that in the shower, not over a carpet...

#6 - On 06/30/2010 at 1:11pm by zombiekitten87

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