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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (420936) - you deserved it (30832)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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