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Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:36am by collegegirl8

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A sharpie would feel nothing like chapstick...

#8 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:43am by Siren_00

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