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Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?
Tell her your son did it while you were sleeping.. or better yet, if you don't get the job, punch her in the face!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013