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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML

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By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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By leosmom - 25/11/2018 03:00

Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00

Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML

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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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collegegirl8 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:36

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

mylifesucks52 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:37

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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gilj 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:10

if this is true, you're a dumbfuck, because sharpie is shaped nothing like chapstick. aye yai yai.

rosario_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:13

a) don't believe it- feels nothing like chapstick... also, that shit burns. b) even if it were true, sharpie's not hard to get off of skin.

wut_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:15

There are some lip products that are designed like writing utensils, so I'll give you that. But how do you not notice the SMELL??? I can't use Sharpies for more than a minute or two before I start feeling sick.

ladiq 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:45

Why don't u just wear lipstick over it??

curryndricegirll 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:50

I was going to say the same as #46, but #46 beat me to it. Also, I don't think Sharpie ACTUALLY would make a mark on your lips, especially if they were chapped.

M1RSH3 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:53

FAKE!

carliexobon 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:57

lmao that's embarassing, sorry about your situation.

ThePartyWhore 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:03

idiot , just put on some lipstick over it ...

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:16

Gonna have to agree with people calling this fake, in no way does a sharpie point resemble chapstick.

chachacha_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:20

helllllllo, people- they said that they just woke up. which means they were probably tired, hence not noticing a sharpie doesnt feel like chapstick. and half the people on this site call fake for everything and its fairly annoying. get a life.