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Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79582) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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WTF? get new friends ASAP

#2 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:08am by phillip1337

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I agree with #2.
What a wonderful gift ~_~
I would be *pissed*.

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:10am by 0___0

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