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Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59844) - you totally deserved it (2395)

On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Musta been quite a party after that one.

#1 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:05am by Alex_DeLarge

he shouldn't be mad... he can sell the pee to A-rod and make some cash

#124 - On 02/21/2010 at 11:27am by epicfailburger

WTF? get new friends ASAP

#2 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:08am by phillip1337

I agree with #2.
What a wonderful gift ~_~
I would be *pissed*.

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:10am by 0___0

Ugh. Your "friends" are disgusting.

#4 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:11am by MaramaBreaksFace

Pranks are supposed to be funny, though.

Dump a bucket of shit on their heads, next time.

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:15am by laurisshnazzy

Your friends are fail, trade them in for new ones.

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:16am by LilRed

I agree with 5. lol.

At least it wasn't pig's blood..(carrie) With friends like that, who needs enemies?!?!.. and the ol' bucket trick? Are they hicks?

#7 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:17am by Kylaka

Your surprise party?! Your friends fail hard. Like #7 said.

#8 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:24am by nobodyno

Btw, Happy Birthday for real!

#9 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:26am by nobodyno

Asshole friends. Spilling orange juice and just telling him it was piss or something is one thing. Actually taking the time to piss in a bucket and dump it on them? FYL

#10 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:30am by Mattardz

um...eww...gross...FYL...your friends have a disgustingly weird sense of humour...*shudder*

#11 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:32am by Flying_Pink_Lulz

on your bday.. that's just evil.

#13 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:43am by ilaughatfmls

That..... ouch.... They planned that out for a while....

#14 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:47am by cheesepuff18

@#5 then they'll truly be shit heads!

*high fives anyone?*

#15 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:52am by mehungie2

Happy Birthday! =)
And you seriously need new friends.
What a gross sense of humor. Eww.

#16 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:39am by f_mylife24

That's disgusting. And horrible.

#17 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:40am by Phantom_Brave

aww u poor thing. ur friends are a bunch of bastards.

#18 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:40am by dancercuity922

next thing they might 'fart in your face' but it 'accidentally' will be a wet one....

oh yes - super fake! as if! if truly they are your friends, you're either a big piece of shit like them or you're the worst one.... either way :P

#19 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:45am by yes_yes_yes

some friends

#20 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:10am by Mortishia

Horrible joke

#21 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:10am by Osakhomen

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#22 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:31am by requiemforabree

These people are your friends?

#23 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:04am by catatonicsleep

Happy Birthday!

#24 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:10am by lol_Dude

you need to get new friends...

that could have made you very sick

#25 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:13am by keke

oh god. feel sorry for you!
they arent ur friends then!
who peed in the bucket?!

#26 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:30am by superkid

only dickheads say "freaking" ..........

#27 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:33am by youaresofucked

#22 - It's possible to make a rig to do so. You just need a creative (but not SICK) mind and the right materials.

#28 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:50am by MechaMew2

you need new friends

#29 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:01am by alyssamarie218

Damn, that sucks. Get some new friends. I know I would if they did that to me...and especially on your birthday.

#30 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:03am by chunkymonkey618

Define friends..

#31 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:28am by ArmoredSandwich

Hey, you said it yourself; your friends love to play pranks on you.

#32 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:33am by holy_crap

Wow, these comments. I guess I get to be the first to say LOLOLOL

#33 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:45am by PTERONOPHOBIA

...o.O
i have no words.

#34 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:06am by losergirl

Solution: Go hug as many of them as you can catch! :)

Revenge is usually sweet, but every now and then it smells like a urine-soaked hug!

#35 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:28am by thuryn

How did they pee THAT MUCH? jesus.

#36 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:34am by rinnychan

LMAO. Funny, yet utterly revolting.

#37 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:48am by spongebobrocks

That's DISGUSTING. You need new friends.
Maybe a bucket of water wouldn't be bad... but URINE? That's just cruel. They meant to humiliate and disgust you. Get new friends, please.

#38 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:57am by CherishFlowers

I love a good prank, but dumping pee on somebody? That's just fucked up. I would've been so pissed if I were you (no pun intended).

#39 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:57am by touch_me_im_sick

wow dude get some new friends your friends are dicks

#40 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:59am by MorbidFate303

Wow. I hope this is fake. Otherwise, for the love of God, get new friends!

#41 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:13pm by kscott88

ew.

#42 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:14pm by moosey1234

You need new friends.
Friends don't pour pee on one another-- remember that, guys.

#43 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:26pm by CallingFake

I would have kicked SOMEONES ass..or everyones...either way.

Hope its fake. Can't have much fun covered in pee..

#44 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:56pm by DizzyDemon0

Stop telling OP to get new friends, i think thats fucking hilarious. I would have shit myself laughing at that.

OP you just need to get them back, plant a thong in thier room right before thier girlfriend comes in.

#46 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:02pm by MukyDaCookie

wow..
you call those people your friends?
there's a difference between playing a prank and being jerks.

#47 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:07pm by Kx09

I'm assuming you play pranks back on them? So just play some pranks back to them too. I would be laughing too after i chased them to tackle them and cover them in pee too. And it MIGHT not have been pee, it probably was, but still hilarious!

#48 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:22pm by allstarplayer324

That's... not a prank. That's just a completely malicious thing to do, doubly so if it was for your birthday!! Your "friends" give fresh meaning to the phrase "with friends like that, you don't need enemies". Find some friends who actually treat you like a friend, stat. You don't have to put up with stuff like that!!

#49 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:24pm by kellster

I agree with the others. Dump these losers and get some real friends. These people just want you around so they can laugh at you.

#50 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:40pm by Guairdean

Water in a bucket = funny.
Pee in a bucket = no.Just no.

Using pee makes your friends look stupid in a way, as it's a bit like when monkeys throw poop.

lol @ #35

#51 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:54pm by pinkfakecheez

agree with #51

How can you have such bad friends?

#52 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:14pm by kozom

"'Tis better to be pissed off, than pissed on"...

What is it when you're both?

#53 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:18pm by save_me_08

you call them "friends"?!

#54 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:20pm by indian_goddess

LMFAO I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE... btw #53 nice analagy. and #46 thats a really good one too.

#55 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:24pm by imbtrtenu

OMG! I'm sure you needed more than just taking a bath once... ewwww!

#56 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:31pm by trtls

Question is *whos* piss was it? : /

#57 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:38pm by Cellie1985

Your friends have a sick sense of humor.

#58 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:51pm by nocturnal_crazy

You said "I became aware of my surroundings." Was that before or after the piss fell on you?

#59 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:10pm by thugbert

#46... forget planting a thong. Plant drugs in their rooms. Enough so they can get arrested for intent to sell. Make sure they get prison time. Then the "bucket of piss" wont seem like such a big deal anymore, but you can laugh your ass off when you visit them in prison.

#60 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:13pm by thugbert

happy birthday? or is it too late for that, thanks to your oh-so charming friends?

#61 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:51pm by lara522

That sucks, but reading all these other FMLs it seems like you're lucky your friends even showed up/acknowledged your birthday.

#62 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:09pm by mariposa25

oh crap! and ewww but atleast u didnt get shitted on like that other guy on FLM tht was pure grossness. anyway my sympathies r with u :P

#63 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:23pm by Shanny

Are you a little bit pissed off at them?

#64 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:31pm by scottyz1

What the hell is with all the disgusting FMLs? I sat down to read them during lunch. Not so hungry anymore.

#65 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:43pm by FullFrontalFail

On that note, why is everyone so mean on people birthdays? And yes, get new friends. Otherwise, take a dump on some chocolate cake and let them eat it. Let's see how they'll like that...

#66 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:03pm by 000001

What is up with all these unsanitary dumb ass pranks...

at least you didnt look up

#67 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:25pm by meleecow

friends don't let friends pee on eachother nor pee stupid.


oh and you know you should make your friends go crazy like.
say you are gonna get them back one day.
go take a shit one day.
bake a chocolate cake, smell of poo still in the air.
and theyll think its poop so they wont eat it.

plant something in their room if they have girlfriend.
like a big ass thong and put some red paint on it.

but something along those lines.
oh and you have sucky friends.

btws: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#19: you sound like a douche when you call fake, what is fake about this? really.

#68 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:26pm by ohhhhshizzz

Digusting in 2 ways:

1) You have piss all over you
2) The fact of imagining how they decided to collect their piss in a bucket.

#69 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:22pm by ShinTenshi

that is gross.

#70 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:13pm by WildBill1337

PEE?? How disgusting. I agree with whoever said to get new friends. Maybe as a birthday present...

#71 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:55pm by Loony

You need new friends, badly!

#72 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:10pm by xThatRandomGirlx

nice friends. fail

#73 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:18pm by courtgirl263

You need new fucking friends. Jesus Christ man.

#74 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:35pm by jdb2009

EW. get some new friends. yours are asswipes

#76 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:01pm by alixe

Happy birthdayyyyyy! *PEED ON!*

#77 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:26pm by Amkii

Who would think that was funny. Oh my god.

#78 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:54pm by neverland

i dont think that they can be called friends.. eliminate them from your life, for they are not worthy enough to be called friends.. in fact i'm willing enough to bet that they "are not the sharpest tacks in the box" and do not quite understand or realize what can be laughed at and what can not..would have been extremely upset and refuse to be associated with them..

#79 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:22pm by shra

Aww hun. People like that are nooot good friends, no matter how amusing the pranks are at times.

#80 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:49pm by spuuuddd

ewwww gross! some friends they are!
i say get new ones because that is NOT funny.

#81 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:40am by lalosaa

SURPRISE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WE

#82 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:49am by krankypoptart

sounds like u like these friends more than they like u.

#83 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:11am by im4evaonyomind

Water would have been funny. Pee is just disgusting. Who needs enemies with friends like that?

#84 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:01am by alewiina

Get some new friends.

#85 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:42am by FreedomFirst

1. Cuss 1 hour straight
2. Get the nearest hard solid and start hitting
3. Swear them off
4. Call them sick bastards

And there u go! :D

#86 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:56pm by scateice

those are not "friends" ...sounds like they're keeping you around so they have a running joke for amusement.

#87 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:11pm by irishgirl_kel

eww thats not even funny thats nasty

#88 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:33pm by thegoodlifeNOT

i would have punched every one of them in the face

#89 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:19pm by JSmith08

That's a horrible prank. You need to bust some skulls.

#90 - On 04/19/2009 at 5:13pm by thelonelylurker

LMFAO thats as bad as the guy who shit on the dudes face

#91 - On 04/19/2009 at 5:28pm by goode48

your friends suck.

#92 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:59pm by scottvodka

How did you get through the door in the first place? To rest a bucket of anything it has to be slightly ajar. Unless that was a huge bucket, it doesn't make much sense.

#93 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:19pm by NoSuchLuck

Wow, you have really shitty friends.

#94 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:22pm by rlb237

And yet you call them friends? I would have written ex-friends in your post. It's time for you to find new ones. Friends treat you with respect and love. Sure, pranks can be fun within reason. However, their "prank" was not an act of love; it was just being mean and disrespectful to you. No telling what health issues you could have picked up from being drenched in the pee, either.

#95 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:59pm by weepgwillow

You've got some really cruddy friends. For a birthday gift to yourself, go out and make some new ones.

#96 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:08am by Kat_Kooteh24

your friends suck at life and failed out of remedial.

#97 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:09am by sameoldsameold

I think your friends are hilarious. I mean, who pulls the bucket trick, let alone with urine...

#98 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:16am by Rhymenocerous

Like the rest: You need new friends.
Happy birthday anyway!!

#99 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:05pm by maddog

thats f'ed

#100 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:57pm by rocker_girl_45

that means that all your friends peed in a bucket just to pull this prank... that's commitment to the cause, dude.

#101 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:04pm by dmsheldon87

if you knew your friends prank you, why'd you walk into an empty room where your friends just watched you...YDI

#102 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:33pm by samannham

WOW i wish my friends were that friendly =)

#103 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:43pm by meetmeinhell

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, though I'd imagine that it really sucks to be both.

#104 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:40pm by Grndslmhttr3

:/ what great friends you got...well at least you will always remember what happens on your birthdays and I bet your friends will remember it too!! :) Soo really your creating memories lol.

#105 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:10pm by Jessyca

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

#106 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:01am by blacklite69

This is umm... unsanitary and really gross. Get new friends.

#107 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:29pm by takran

wow FYL for sure.
and LOL #67.

Get revenge on those evil bitches. That's so disgusting.

#108 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:38pm by ShadowMystika

lmfao, your friends are awesome

#109 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:00am by jessicaislameee

that is disgusting theres two different kind of pranks and i must say u need new friends!

#110 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:02pm by PredyJessica

Drop horse shot on them for there birthdays.

#111 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:15pm by tomarino13

Horse shit************

#112 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:17pm by tomarino13

Suckss

#113 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:37am by pavamarie

Your mouth was probably open from shock of liquid being doused on you. Yum. Yum. Happy birthday.

#115 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:23pm by monkey314159

i wonder whos pee it was..

#116 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:40am by domii

You have sick friends

#117 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:04pm by oxrox

Lmfao!!!!

#118 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:06pm by loveyahun

its nasty cuz its pee and not water.

#119 - On 01/10/2010 at 1:26pm by ky_finest_18

oh my god why are you friends with these ppl?

#120 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:34pm by anonymous45610

you need new friends. that's just not funny. that's gross!!

#121 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:36pm by vivi7

awww!! fyl!!

#122 - On 01/30/2010 at 9:57pm by smirfluv92

You deserve it. You're friends with these nasty people after all.

#123 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:00pm by SmilesForMiles01

I hope your mouth wasn't open. you should get them back never go to sleep angry stay awake and plot revenge hahaha with friends like yours who needs enemys

#125 - On 03/07/2010 at 9:41pm by trumpetGIRL12345

Yeah that's not even funny it's disgusting.

#126 - On 03/21/2010 at 12:51am by amazinggbaby

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