Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59844) - you totally deserved it (2395)
On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
he shouldn't be mad... he can sell the pee to A-rod and make some cash
#124 - On 02/21/2010 at 11:27am by epicfailburger
Pranks are supposed to be funny, though.
Dump a bucket of shit on their heads, next time.
#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:15am by laurisshnazzy
I agree with 5. lol.
At least it wasn't pig's blood..(carrie) With friends like that, who needs enemies?!?!.. and the ol' bucket trick? Are they hicks?
Asshole friends. Spilling orange juice and just telling him it was piss or something is one thing. Actually taking the time to piss in a bucket and dump it on them? FYL
um...eww...gross...FYL...your friends have a disgustingly weird sense of humour...*shudder*
#11 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:32am by Flying_Pink_Lulz
That..... ouch.... They planned that out for a while....
#14 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:47am by cheesepuff18
Happy Birthday! =)
And you seriously need new friends.
What a gross sense of humor. Eww.
#16 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:39am by f_mylife24
aww u poor thing. ur friends are a bunch of bastards.
#18 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:40am by dancercuity922
next thing they might 'fart in your face' but it 'accidentally' will be a wet one....
oh yes - super fake! as if! if truly they are your friends, you're either a big piece of shit like them or you're the worst one.... either way :P
#19 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:45am by yes_yes_yes
#22 - It's possible to make a rig to do so. You just need a creative (but not SICK) mind and the right materials.
Damn, that sucks. Get some new friends. I know I would if they did that to me...and especially on your birthday.
#30 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:03am by chunkymonkey618
Wow, these comments. I guess I get to be the first to say LOLOLOL
#33 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:45am by PTERONOPHOBIA
Solution: Go hug as many of them as you can catch! :)
Revenge is usually sweet, but every now and then it smells like a urine-soaked hug!
That's DISGUSTING. You need new friends.
Maybe a bucket of water wouldn't be bad... but URINE? That's just cruel. They meant to humiliate and disgust you. Get new friends, please.
#38 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:57am by CherishFlowers
I love a good prank, but dumping pee on somebody? That's just fucked up. I would've been so pissed if I were you (no pun intended).
#39 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:57am by touch_me_im_sick
Wow. I hope this is fake. Otherwise, for the love of God, get new friends!
#41 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:13pm by kscott88
You need new friends.
Friends don't pour pee on one another-- remember that, guys.
#43 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:26pm by CallingFake
I would have kicked SOMEONES ass..or everyones...either way.
Hope its fake. Can't have much fun covered in pee..
#44 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:56pm by DizzyDemon0
Stop telling OP to get new friends, i think thats fucking hilarious. I would have shit myself laughing at that.
OP you just need to get them back, plant a thong in thier room right before thier girlfriend comes in.
#46 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:02pm by MukyDaCookie
wow..
you call those people your friends?
there's a difference between playing a prank and being jerks.
I'm assuming you play pranks back on them? So just play some pranks back to them too. I would be laughing too after i chased them to tackle them and cover them in pee too. And it MIGHT not have been pee, it probably was, but still hilarious!
#48 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:22pm by allstarplayer324
That's... not a prank. That's just a completely malicious thing to do, doubly so if it was for your birthday!! Your "friends" give fresh meaning to the phrase "with friends like that, you don't need enemies". Find some friends who actually treat you like a friend, stat. You don't have to put up with stuff like that!!
I agree with the others. Dump these losers and get some real friends. These people just want you around so they can laugh at you.
Water in a bucket = funny.
Pee in a bucket = no.Just no.
Using pee makes your friends look stupid in a way, as it's a bit like when monkeys throw poop.
lol @ #35
#51 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:54pm by pinkfakecheez
"'Tis better to be pissed off, than pissed on"...
What is it when you're both?
#53 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:18pm by save_me_08
OMG! I'm sure you needed more than just taking a bath once... ewwww!
#56 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:31pm by trtls
#46... forget planting a thong. Plant drugs in their rooms. Enough so they can get arrested for intent to sell. Make sure they get prison time. Then the "bucket of piss" wont seem like such a big deal anymore, but you can laugh your ass off when you visit them in prison.
That sucks, but reading all these other FMLs it seems like you're lucky your friends even showed up/acknowledged your birthday.
#62 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:09pm by mariposa25
oh crap! and ewww but atleast u didnt get shitted on like that other guy on FLM tht was pure grossness. anyway my sympathies r with u :P
What the hell is with all the disgusting FMLs? I sat down to read them during lunch. Not so hungry anymore.
#65 - On 04/18/2009 at 4:43pm by FullFrontalFail
On that note, why is everyone so mean on people birthdays? And yes, get new friends. Otherwise, take a dump on some chocolate cake and let them eat it. Let's see how they'll like that...
friends don't let friends pee on eachother nor pee stupid.
oh and you know you should make your friends go crazy like.
say you are gonna get them back one day.
go take a shit one day.
bake a chocolate cake, smell of poo still in the air.
and theyll think its poop so they wont eat it.
plant something in their room if they have girlfriend.
like a big ass thong and put some red paint on it.
but something along those lines.
oh and you have sucky friends.
btws: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#19: you sound like a douche when you call fake, what is fake about this? really.
#68 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:26pm by ohhhhshizzz
Digusting in 2 ways:
1) You have piss all over you
2) The fact of imagining how they decided to collect their piss in a bucket.
#69 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:22pm by ShinTenshi
i dont think that they can be called friends.. eliminate them from your life, for they are not worthy enough to be called friends.. in fact i'm willing enough to bet that they "are not the sharpest tacks in the box" and do not quite understand or realize what can be laughed at and what can not..would have been extremely upset and refuse to be associated with them..
sounds like u like these friends more than they like u.
#83 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:11am by im4evaonyomind
1. Cuss 1 hour straight
2. Get the nearest hard solid and start hitting
3. Swear them off
4. Call them sick bastards
And there u go! :D
#86 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:56pm by scateice
those are not "friends" ...sounds like they're keeping you around so they have a running joke for amusement.
#87 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:11pm by irishgirl_kel
That's a horrible prank. You need to bust some skulls.
#90 - On 04/19/2009 at 5:13pm by thelonelylurker
How did you get through the door in the first place? To rest a bucket of anything it has to be slightly ajar. Unless that was a huge bucket, it doesn't make much sense.
#93 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:19pm by NoSuchLuck
And yet you call them friends? I would have written ex-friends in your post. It's time for you to find new ones. Friends treat you with respect and love. Sure, pranks can be fun within reason. However, their "prank" was not an act of love; it was just being mean and disrespectful to you. No telling what health issues you could have picked up from being drenched in the pee, either.
#95 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:59pm by weepgwillow
You've got some really cruddy friends. For a birthday gift to yourself, go out and make some new ones.
#96 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:08am by Kat_Kooteh24
your friends suck at life and failed out of remedial.
#97 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:09am by sameoldsameold
I think your friends are hilarious. I mean, who pulls the bucket trick, let alone with urine...
#98 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:16am by Rhymenocerous
that means that all your friends peed in a bucket just to pull this prank... that's commitment to the cause, dude.
#101 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:04pm by dmsheldon87
if you knew your friends prank you, why'd you walk into an empty room where your friends just watched you...YDI
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, though I'd imagine that it really sucks to be both.
#104 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:40pm by Grndslmhttr3
:/ what great friends you got...well at least you will always remember what happens on your birthdays and I bet your friends will remember it too!! :) Soo really your creating memories lol.
wow FYL for sure.
and LOL #67.
Get revenge on those evil bitches. That's so disgusting.
#108 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:38pm by ShadowMystika
that is disgusting theres two different kind of pranks and i must say u need new friends!
#110 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:02pm by PredyJessica
Your mouth was probably open from shock of liquid being doused on you. Yum. Yum. Happy birthday.
#115 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:23pm by monkey314159
You deserve it. You're friends with these nasty people after all.
#123 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:00pm by SmilesForMiles01
I hope your mouth wasn't open. you should get them back never go to sleep angry stay awake and plot revenge hahaha with friends like yours who needs enemys
#125 - On 03/07/2010 at 9:41pm by trumpetGIRL12345
