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Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27020) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom

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Wow, what wonderful insight you spell-check commentators possess. Taking time out of your busy day to criticize someone who you have never met. Your cleverness astounds me; I would be honored if I ever got the chance to meet you in person. Maybe I could invite you round (OH SORRY, I mean AROUND) and ridicule all of the people in the world who make spelling errors. I think that I could learn some valuable insight into the inner-workings of word formation. Awesome.

#14 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:37pm by mlbaconslm

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"Your all pathetic for correcting the spelling" <-- made my day

#28 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:22am by brodizzle

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