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Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45634) - you deserved it (4833)

On 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ruined_suit (man) - United States (California)

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damn man. that does suck. my suggestion... get a paintball gun and have some fun of your own :p jk. dont do that.

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:56pm by roll_fukng_tide

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Paint balls are water soluble and biodegradable, so how is your suit ruined?

#14 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:11pm by Magnesiumbox

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