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Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55354) - you deserved it (6742)

On 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ruined_suit (man) - United States (California)

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damn man. that does suck. my suggestion... get a paintball gun and have some fun of your own :p jk. dont do that.

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:56pm by roll_fukng_tide

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While I don't really know the whole story, but I do know that my neighbors are really nice and just the type of people that would put our trashcans or whatever back in our driveway if they blew away or we left them out, and we'd do the same for them, so... fyl.

#12 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:09pm by caligal14

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