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Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
Passengers? What passengers?
Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...
One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014