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Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14220) - you deserved it (8458)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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YDI!!!

I know what it's like, having worked in retail. Sometimes deodorant isn't even good enough, you need to use the carpet odour-absorbing powder then vacuum it.

Damn it people, quit being dirty and learn to shower AND change/wash your clothes so they don't smell like sweat and BO.

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:15pm by potentpotable

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maybe you should take a shower?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:16pm by timmytwofinger

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