Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend of three months. I only wish I had known that his father had died just a few hours earlier that morning. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:27 / Ecuador
By no thanks - / Friday 26 May 2017 19:29 /

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy
By confiancedecrise - / Friday 19 May 2017 22:38 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my boyfriend is going on a trip with the bike union he used to train for. It's also the day I found out that the physiotherapist joining them is his ex-girlfriend. FML

superapple Say more :
OP here. My boyfriend and I haven't been together for long and as others have pointed out, the problem was that he didn't tell me straight up and I had to find out myself, which just made it look really really bad. He didn't tell me cause he didn't want me to feel bad throughout the whole time he was gone (he admitted he would've felt the same if it were the other way around and probably not talk to...
By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 April 2017 10:07 /
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:43 / Colombia

Today, I met my boyfriend's family. I thought everything was going well until I went to the bathroom and overheard his family tell him he could have found something better. FML

By Lola - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:40 / Uruguay
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was told that I wasn't "long-term material" by a guy who has the words "white trash" tattooed across his knuckles. FML

missnettymarie Say more :
Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't...
By "missnettymarie" - / Saturday 18 February 2017 17:03 / Canada - Westerose

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris
By Kelly - / Friday 5 May 2017 22:17 / United States - Federal Way

Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:06 / Italy