FML - The follow-up

Today, I finally met the cute guy that I've been talking to for the last 3 weeks. Turns out "5'8"" was a really big exaggeration for "5"3' in boots'. FML

SunDown2015 Say more :
I'm the OP. So, let's be clear: I'm "5'6" and height isn't a big deal for me. What was important to me was that he lied. He also showed up to our meeting stoned off his ass, and then proceeded to throw a muddy basketball at me (which got all over my new shirt). Definitely not Prince Charming. I got out of there ASAP! I guess online dating just isn't my cup of tea. Thanks for the FML though! :)
By Hobbits&LiarsOhMy! - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 12:53 / United States - Nacogdoches
By Annettedarling - / Thursday 20 April 2017 06:42 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up
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I know right! She texted me after the movie to tell me she left because of the coughing but that's it. I definitely wasn't handsy at all because I met up with her just to hang out, like it wasn't a date at all, and it couldve been real coughing but it was super sudden and out of the blue so idk...
By Thegatewayslug - / Monday 27 March 2017 04:29 /
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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 April 2017 14:30 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was barely out of the shower when someone knocked on the door. Thinking it was my husband, I opened the door wearing just a bathrobe. It was my husband. With two cops. "Do you know this man ?" FML

IcyDarcy Say more :
OP here. So happy this got published, I need to frame it and gift it to my husband so he'll never forget this glorious moment :D Here's the full story: We were visiting some of my relatives for the holidays, and they live in a tiny village in the middle of nowhere. My husband didn't know the place, it was the night (rather dark because there are very few streetlights), and he was a bit tipsy because...
By IcyDarcy - / Monday 3 April 2017 19:08 / Finland
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By Anonymous - / Monday 27 March 2017 23:22 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my girlfriend got jealous because I wanted to adopt a puppy. FML

854alice Say more :
Hey, Op here. I saw that this got posted (rather unexpectedly I might add) and I feel like I need to clear this up. First off to those saying she is crazy or I should leave her, you shouldn't really judge a book by its cover and know the full story before making comments like that. She is the kindest and most wonderful person I have ever met in my life. Se didn't intend to tell me that she was...
By 854alice - / Sunday 26 March 2017 21:39 / United Kingdom - Stamford
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