Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2010 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy.
    On beavers.

    #2 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:05am by troublant

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  • Ouch.
    If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.

    #3 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:11am by lettertjes

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