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Today, my fiance picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13234) - you deserved it (3828)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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