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Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18108) - you deserved it (4889)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Less cleaning for you!

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 5:08pm by Monikabug

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Actually, it's a very intelligent design, having the toilet next to the sink. I had food poisoning once and I was SOO happy our bathroom was designed in such a way that I didn't need to worry about guessing which side was next to spew. Horrible time...haven't eaten tomatoes ever since....

#9 - On 03/07/2010 at 5:13pm by Luckster

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