Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Some things absolutely cannot wait, and this situation involves two such things.

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my_way_1213 12

So did you say yes?

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EmDizzle2007 28

"pass the tissue." if I could manage a guess.

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rude_boi256 12

"Well this is a shitty proposal!" would have been a perfect response.

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Dave_Davington 33

Some things absolutely cannot wait, and this situation involves two such things.

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bl3ur0z3 17

He loves you so much that the sight of you pooping didn't deter him from proposing to you. I hope you said yes.

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lizenhagen 11

Hmmmmmm... if that happened to me I would be questioning what he'd been doing to mak

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lizenhagen 11

to make him to eager....sounds like someone might be trying to over compensate for something he shouldn't have been doing while he was drunk....

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Varieus 30

And this is why we have trust in relationships, if she has no reason to think otherwise she doesn't need to question anything, I feel bad for anyone you date if you question anything like this without proper reasoning.

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Glowworm56 26

Well, at least his proposal was original and memorable!

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Casstrodamus 4

How is this an FML? He still proposed to you, and now you have an interesting story to tell, assuming you said yes.

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Stephan.Mor 2

Since no one has said it yet... That's a pretty shi*ty proposal Yes I made an account just for this

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