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Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (3577)

On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)

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I think he likes you and was trying to bully your self esteem so he could have a better shot at getting with you. Doesn't sound like it worked.

I bet the look on your face when he said that was PRICELESS though. Wish I could have seen it.

Dust yourself off, you are probably hotter then your friend.

#6 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:31pm by sillypun

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Did you punch him in the balls? You should have.

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:11pm by cockpunch

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