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Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
I think he likes you and was trying to bully your self esteem so he could have a better shot at getting with you. Doesn't sound like it worked.
I bet the look on your face when he said that was PRICELESS though. Wish I could have seen it.
Dust yourself off, you are probably hotter then your friend.
Did you punch him in the balls? You should have.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015