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Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8183) - you deserved it (14823)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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