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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to "grow up". He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by phreshrice (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.

#5 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:43pm by Capn

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Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:42pm by trynightday

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