Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14510) - you totally deserved it (1181)
On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Apparently your Mom has trust issues with you because:A) You've either said something
to make her believe you"re about to spread
your legs for this guy. B)You have played the
slut before or,C) She"s worried that you will
follow in Her footsteps and give it up at a young age to the wrong guy!
#61 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:43pm by Eddie_Paints
Clearly you've never had a parent stalk you. It's ridiculous, violating and all around wrong. During my high school years and even my first year of college, my father did the same thing, sometimes even having his friends keep tabs on me too. I think it's a sign of mistrust, which sucks, especially when you didn't do anything wrong; apparently it didn't matter that I was a pretty darn good girl.
That's when you proceed to furiously make out with the guy right there in the Ice Cream parlor. You know...to give your mom a good show.
yeah did you get sprinkles? also... what's the big freakin deal?!? it's not like you were havin sex with the damn boy
@70... parents are supposed to keep an eye on their kids. When the kids get to be teens, they need a little independence and the feeling of doing things on their own, but that doesn't mean the parents should stop watching them. My mom followed me around to make sure I was going where I said I was going too. I never knew she did this until my 20s when she told me. It's her job to make sure her daughter is trustworthy in the first place. Why anyone would give trust to a teenager without checking up to make sure they're not lying is beyond me. Even the best teenagers lie all the damn time.
That's creepy, and the people who are defending this are probably the type that would stalk the person they liked and collect their toenails.
#99 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:34am by Malinkrot
doesn't something have to get a certain amount of 'yes' votes?
#14 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:21pm by fr33convict
I think that was FernandoTorres' point. It got a certain number of votes from random members.
Members being the operative word.
I see a new porn theme here smolts stalker moms I'd like to fuck or stalker can be replaced witg ssoccer
And I'm guessing you didn't take much notice of the FML, along with the gender of the OP.
#22 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:26pm by Ashle1gh
sounds like my mom. FYL x 1000. I've been there. if you can, move out whenever possible. I've been much happier since I did that. although mommie dearest still stalks me on the Internet :(
then... why post about her on the internet??? she'll know it's you!
#92 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:08am by mirror_opposite
And? it's not like the guy knew. Hell, you didn't even know until you got home. It's not a big deal....
she was just making sure you wouldn't get kidnapped by a guy you berely know. FYL for being an ungrateful person
#24 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:32pm by ilovemypuppy29
#1, you're funny.
This is stupid to complain about. if you had fucked then maybe it'd be worse but then you could be like "why were you watching me fuck mom? We did anal and you STILL watched us!?" and that makes her a pervert. But that didn't happen so you're still stupid.
She also snuck a microphone in your cleavage :]
You are mommy's little stalkee.
#30 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:44pm by MermaidSongXOXO
Is this in some sort of hipster code that I just don't "get?"
Is "getting ice cream" after a "wrestling match" some sort of rough oral sex maneuver? Am I missing something? Somebody, please help this old dude!
I'll be pissed if it's just two kids eating food!
Nah. Just two people getting ice cream together :/ Exactly how it sounds.
But, if you want to be creative about it.......
#33 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:47pm by MermaidSongXOXO
okay Perdix, we kids call "wrestling match" an NC-17 movie with pornography in it. and "eating ice cream" is a combination between ass-to-mouth and feeces. Obviously the mother saw this exchange and creamed her panties and the FML is the OP's mom gets off on her kids eating shit. I hope this helps clear things up for you buddy!!
#40 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:00pm by KurouTenshi
@#40 That's like two girls one cup. But it has a lot more fail in it. Perdix, they are JUST eating ice cream. There's no creative or anything about it. I hope you're disappointed :)
ajjas, sterl has a man-crush on perdix. I once saw him say that xD
#88 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:42pm by sum1savemeh
I think you all are missing the point. If this is what the OP's mom does when she's just out on a casual sort of date, imagine how nosy and suspicious she'll be if the OP starts seriously dating someone. Maybe this girl did something in the past to lose her mom's trust, but otherwise it sounds like mommy dearest has some issues.
#34 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:47pm by morella_xx
cuz most people i know do that in a public ice cream parlor.. lol
#95 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:47am by danielle8D
well next time she follows you use evasive driving maneuvers
#47 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:15pm by yeahreally
la la la.. my secret stalker!! la la la la! hahahaha
#49 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:16pm by buttshapedfruit
hahhaha #40. I would have to agree..
#8 and #13 that's hilaious..
but hey I think that is a bit freaky. but seriously what happened in the car??
Oh shit. She saw you!? Eating ice cream!!?? That's horrible!!! The world is going to end.
I swear if someone saw ME eat ice cream, I'd be so embarrassed. I'd be like "Don't look at me and my ice cream! Eating ice cream is a sacred act!" and I'd run away crying for sure.
I had typed a lot more, insulting OP for thinking this is a FML, but then I read the "Please try and be respectful" above this chat box so....
I'm gunna go.... eat some ice cream... with a friend. And I'm going to MAKE SURE NOBODY WATCHES ME EAT IT cuz that would be SO horrible!
#58 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:32pm by Lattenkiste
The point isn't that her mom watched her eat ice cream. The point is that her mom invaded her privacy by stalking her on her date and sitting outside in the parking lot to watch.
I'm sorry, OP. FYL for having a controlling, overbearing, stalker mom.
#60 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:38pm by VittoriaMioCore
sounds like their was more than just ice cream involved ; )
#67 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:17pm by awesomechica1229
Oh no, it was just ice cream. The real question was: Where was it licked from?
#72 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:06pm by x_HELLo_tHERE_x
big deal it's just ice cream your the gag who likes wreslters it's for pussies to touch each other ufc Is the real shit
#68 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:44pm by jordan14011
Meh. If it was my mom, I'd just walk up to the car and go "oh hai. Since you're already here anyway, you can give me a ride home. :D" after the ice-cream...
Is it because OP and the guy are so young that it seems like such a big deal? Like, 'how tragic, my parent saw me eating ice-cream!'...?
Sure, stalking suck, yadda yadda, but whatever, the mom must have been pretty bored watching that in the car and all. XD
If it bugs you so much, why not exit through another door and give her the slip...?
Also... you must be pretty desperate to pick your dates at wrestling matches. I'd rather be celibate...
you need to engage in some raunchy rough sex next time she's following you, but just make sure she can't get to you while it's going on... and be sure to wave at her while yer doing it. teach her a thing or two. just get a good guy friend and let him tear it up. you'll both win.
#75 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:51pm by aliaysleighbasic
There are two things that could have happened in that car
a. Your mom was just sitting there, making sure you were okay.
b. Your mom was sitting there with binoculars murmuring, "Yeah, shovel that ice cream in..."
Either way, creepy.
#77 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:54pm by saranottelling
this happened to me too. Before I was going out with my now ex gf her mom sat in her car in the parking lot across from us and watched us hugging eachother for like an hour, lol. seriously though op, your life isn't f'd, most moms seem to secretly stalk their kids nowadays
#78 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:21pm by nickasaurus
this should read. "today i went to a wresting match, i am trash, FML"
also, i dont understand it, did your mom watch you eat ice cream? who cares.
maybe the op isn't supposed to be dating yet? or maybe mom was out and about and saw her there and she is assuming that her mom followed her and watched.
thanks for spelling stalker for us #89. your help was needed
#90 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:44pm by sum1savemeh
your mother is clearly a very sick and depraved woman - watching two kids eating ice cream?!? What is the world coming to ?
That's right. You're still living in your mother's home, so she has that prerogative — whether you like it or not, your life is her business, quite literally. If you don't like it, you can run away or get your own place, whatever you prefer. Get a clue, OP.
#110 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:51am by blastvortex
The Bright Side: If everything went wrong and he tried to leave you there, your mom was already there to pick you up.
Hard to gauge this without knowing the OP's age.
If she's 9-14, I'm *kinda* with the mother.
If she's 15-17, then yeah... her dating/sex life is going to be like a spy movie with her mother as the main antagonist. Good luck.
If you're 18+... time to move far, far away from the folks.
Overall, FYL for moms being 'all up' in your business.
#116 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:27am by justanotherhuman
So... you're telling us that you had *ice cream* with a male, in public? *gasp*
If you don't live in Saudi Arabia, and "ice cream" is not a euphemism, how is this a FML? And why is your mom angry? If you are over 12, your mother sounds insane. Are you not allowed to have male friends?
Erm..you guys aren't incredibly smart, are you? Ever consider that maybe...JUST maybe..the OP is homosexual, and his mother didn't know? I mean, they were WRESTLING. They met during a MATCH. He is freaking out over her mom seeing them hang out in a certain way.
Jeeze.
#122 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:55pm by Bobnumerotres
=/ Reading comprehension? It's SO HARD isn't it?
It clearly says OP is a WOMAN. =/
I've been to wrestling matches and I don't wrestle and I'm a chick. Maybe they just like to go watch wrestling, yeah? And the guy could have been one of the wrestlers friends or siblings, there to give support.
#123 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:22am by higglebiggle
