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By Anonymous / Thursday 14 January 2016 12:51 / Australia
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  italyball  |  12

Umm... Does ydi mean "you da idiot?" Asking for a friend.

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

Ya at first I was thinking that your life sucks, but then I realized you both actually made a list of 5 celebrities you were allowed to sleep with and then I realized ydi, because part of you had to think it was the tiniest bit possible in order for you to make the list in the first place. So ydi. From now on vow to sleep with only each other no matter who else comes along.

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  DoomedGemini  |  37

Joke or not, they set the rule that it'd be okay for their partner to sleep with those people. Whether or not op realized she would get the chance, op agreed to it. And even participated considering it seems they made their own list.

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  lawls79  |  14

No offense but you're 17 how could you understand this yet.

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  Soparot  |  29

I'm pretty sure the point of those is so the girlfriend can do what she did without OP being able to get mad at her. It's also kinda why it was an FML... :P

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  Seabass_Chan  |  33

It's meant to be an absurd joke. A list of celebrities that you agree are totally cheat worthy. The joke is that no one expects to actually have it happen, hence the FML. OP wasn't really okay with cheating, he just never thought there was a chance his girlfriend would have the opportunity. Or, perhaps, he didn't think she'd actually go through with it even if she could.

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  tounces7  |  15

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  radiocaf  |  29

#94 explained it perfectly. It is joked about because it is highly unlikely that you will even meet a celebrity on your list, let alone get to talk to them or even be intimate. The fact that it actually happened is probably the first time it's ever happened to anyone, and OP is extremely unlucky. But cheating is cheating. No one should take the '5 celebrities' list seriously, so it's still cheating, just the same as if OP's girlfriend had gone to a bar and slept with someone she met there. I do assume, #3, that you mean you don't see the point in making those lists, but I'd already typed the above and refuse to delete it now :P

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  RichardPencil  |  22

I think it's useful to see what your SO is into so you can know who to worry about in the real world. My list would start with Salma Hayek and Cameron Diaz: hot women who can do comedy. So, if I'm seen with a woman who is making me laugh: Danger!

By  TacticalBacon  |  10

I am going back to bed...

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  XM8VIPER  |  10

Oh TacticalBacon saving me from starvation in DayZ, thank you.

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  JerryClark  |  17

Plot twist: It was David Bowie's corpse.

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  tnlander  |  20

Alan Rickman's corpse then?

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  LunaBlack666  |  20

#127 and #172 see yourselves out please. those are both way too soon things to say. :(

By  imkool136  |  22

Just..... Wow.. I don't even know what to say.. Wow....

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  pandainspandex  |  18

The best time to post a comment is when you have nothing to say. /s

By  youloveBC  |  14

Because the situation is so unlikely to happen, I would probably just be in shock that she got the opportunity. But if you're willing to let it go and she's promising not to do it again, I would suggest trying to work through it.

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