Creepypasta

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
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doink 0

I can see how your life is ruined.

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.

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Ketchup_Castle 30

Creepers. They aren't supposed to be your mother.

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raven88123 5

Wow... Alright to all of you who have a severe lacking for reading comprehension, and seem to have an I.Q. that is hovering around room temperature... at the bottom of the post it clearly states that OP is a FEMALE

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

If u didn't do anything wrong theres no reason for it to be an FML, right? ;)

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mkcherry 14

I think its absolutely pathetic to stalk your kids, yes you're responsible for them but they aren't you property, next thing parents will be microchipping teens like dogs. If you're worried about who they're going on a date with have the date pick them up from your house, get their licensee plate number and phone number just to be safe. If you really don't like who they're going on a date with that much, don't let them go in the first place. I will NEVER have these kinds of trust issues with my kids in the future, I don't have these trust issues even with my foster kids.

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Kristine_alh 4

So i am not the only one with stalking mom :)

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