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Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21047) - you deserved it (2085)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:09am - love - by Crud (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Long distance is the name of the game for all military couples at one point or another. If she can't hack it, she's not worth it.

#1 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:07am by sweetangst

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You found out about her before she could inflict serious damage in your life. Smile!

#11 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:57am by mpclaw

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