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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (260)

On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)

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dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 5:32pm by hasty_D

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Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding?

Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

#9 - On 01/17/2010 at 5:41pm by hamtpon

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