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Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

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Too bad that medieval chastity belt didn't arrive on time :[

#11 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:30am by mercyFML

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ouch.

#1 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:03am by jillian_xx

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