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Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30179) - you deserved it (4193)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!

#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:29am by FortuneFaded

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I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).

#15 - On 01/09/2010 at 4:23am by lettertjes

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