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Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
the butterfly effect. one touch can produce ripples that affects the entire other side of your body.
a cushion for the pushin. if he's playing with the pork chops, you should play with his tiny limp noodle.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014