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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84672) - you deserved it (14951)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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