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Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn'tcome back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (60474)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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