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Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML


I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (7962)

On 11/26/2009 at 5:18am - love - by amy1023 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Ffft, have you ever had your kill/death ratio go down?

It's very stressful.

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:13am by Kylias

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FYL, I've been there. 2 full time jobs, an additional part time job, and a home based business. The school isn't the stressful part i've found, wait til the bills pile in. that's the WORST. Ex then said he was pissed at me for our relationship because i didn't have time for him. He doesn't even have his own bank account, and sat on World of Warcraft 70+ hours a week.

#2 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:15am by Meggehx

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