Parents and Love: Moving

Moving

By ssjin93 - 24/11/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, the other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML

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You deserved it 2 420

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Same thing different taste

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By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML

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You deserved it 3 539

By Lisa - 16/12/2014 03:38 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 242

You deserved it 4 361

Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 081

You deserved it 2 874

Not now, mom, I'm in pain

By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 05:01 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my mom wrote me an email, asking how I was doing after an accident yesterday. I wrote back at length, telling her everything in detail. Two hours later, she calls me on the phone, asking how I am. She was simply too lazy to check her mail and expected me to tell her everything a second time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 984

You deserved it 191

By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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You deserved it 4 992

By sendhelp - 30/04/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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You deserved it 333

News to me

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 077

You deserved it 156

By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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You deserved it 3 667

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 844

You deserved it 2 748

Come on man, make an effort

By reallymom - 17/05/2021 19:01 - United States - Houston

Today, it's been over a month since my mom has answered my calls or texts. Why? Because I didn't write an elaborate post on her Facebook for her birthday like my sister did. I only called and messaged with her all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 995

You deserved it 79

hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:16

and?

ohreally123 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:44

Funny, my parents would do this. But I don't really see how it's an FML

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hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:16

and?

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:23

her favorite is the fish

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:20

Sounds like an adequate use of their time.

reapfml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:22

no way this is real

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:29

Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

hornetchik 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:31

Sad. I actually find this hard to believe.

ohreally123 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:44

Funny, my parents would do this. But I don't really see how it's an FML

VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:44

WTF?? My fml was much better than this lame POS. FYParentsLife for having nothing better to do.

chillbro69 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 10:49

ydi new jersey

BurpusMe 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 10:56

SUCK IT JERSEY!

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:02

Kinda funny :)

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Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML

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Moving

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it!

Wish you were here

Not now, mom, I'm in pain

News to me

Nice view

Come on man, make an effort

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