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Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6220) - you deserved it (57869)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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