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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24603) - you deserved it (6934)

On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:03pm by irishdancer

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Yep. Whiners make me hungry too.
Come on, give the guy a Break! Why is he so busy? You can cry all you want if he isn't available for you because he is hangin' out with friends instead. But if he is working or studying you are really being a pain in his ...

#63 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:51pm by hey_dude

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