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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (8632)

On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:03pm by irishdancer

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I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.

#4 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:05pm by HarrietPotter

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