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By  Tthug

A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.

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#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."

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Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.

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