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Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML

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Yout boyfriend is a pussy. First, breaking up with someone any way other then face to face is stupid. Second, he couldn't even do it through a text so he sent it to somebody else to do it.

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:00am by Tarynkd

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How can you wuss out of a text break up, something I thought was the pussiest thing any guy could do? Not only is he scared to break up with you face to face, he's scared to break up with you not face to face.

Sure, it hurts, but at least now you can date someone who's backbone is bigger than his cock.

#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:20am by BritishHobo

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