Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21606) - you totally deserved it (971)
On 10/25/2009 at 12:36am - love - by Kalaina - Sent from a mobile version
Yout boyfriend is a pussy. First, breaking up with someone any way other then face to face is stupid. Second, he couldn't even do it through a text so he sent it to somebody else to do it.
I'd rather be broken up with via text than face to face. If you're going to be upset over it you don't exactly want your now ex to see how badly you take it. But yeah, forwarding it to her friends instead was a bit excessive..
#22 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:10am by Twinklestar
Totally agree with #1. Your boyfriend is a pussy! He couldn't even say it to your face, let alone directly. Little kids do that. They tell their friends to tell their boyfriend/girlfriend that it's over.
#26 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:51am by XHakudatsuX
It's good that you two broke up. He seems like such a chick, people would think you're lesbian.
#52 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:29pm by Chopperman
Wow that sucks, You didnt need him anyhow if he couldnt have told you himself
#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:03am by Lightz_Camera_Me
"I think it's time we started seeing other people. It's not you, it's me. Now send this to 14 other people in the next 30 minutes, and tomorrow will be the best day of your life!"
#9 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:24am by LEPOfficer
If we only knew. Thatd be sweet.
Thats totally F...ed! IDK what i'd do, mabe key his car.
#57 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:36am by LivenLife
At least he still let you know. He could've just stopped contacting you, and should you come to his place to find out what's happened, he could've hidden under the bed and summoned his parents to deal with you...Yeah, there is still room for cowardice, your ex is brave!
Wow and I thought I thought my ex-girlfriend was kind of a bitch for sending me a message and then sending it to her friends, who in turn spammed it to 300 people.
#6 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:53am by SaintJimmy
How can you wuss out of a text break up, something I thought was the pussiest thing any guy could do? Not only is he scared to break up with you face to face, he's scared to break up with you not face to face.
Sure, it hurts, but at least now you can date someone who's backbone is bigger than his cock.
#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:20am by BritishHobo
your ex bf is a pussy. doesnt even have the balls to talk to you about the problems or even to break up with you face to face.
be happy you broke up. im fairly sure that the fact he had to send it via forwards by email just lets EVERYONE know the fact he is a fucking baby.
be happy you are free of that dumbass.
to be real txt breaking up is a great way to go out.
for every female that does not understand. when a guy tries to break up with a girl it's not a simple where through. it's a full day of why's and how comes.
it is just easier to txt were through. any question no response. if she tries a face to face walk away.
as said before it's easier. no doubt about it.
No, it is not a good way to get out. It shows that you don't even have the balls or respect for someone to break up with them.
sometimes it is a good way for people to break up.. coz you never know how they could react face to face. i did it face to face for the first time last year.. the guy got so pissed off he punched me, sat in a bush and cried. O_O also the other person can ask stupid questions and try to get back with you straight away. you can ignore texts :)
Except for breaking up via text makes you look like a spineless pussy. Man up and face your soon-to-be ex. Otherwise from then on out you're going to be known as the guy who wasn't man enough to face his girlfriend when breaking up with her.
OP: be glad you got rid of the little bitch before he dragged you along any further.
#34 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:36pm by avoidthegirl
Actually he did you a big favor. Now, EVERYONE knows you are available. Your phone will be a-ringing soon.
If he broke up with you face-to-face, it would take a while for the news to spread, but by doing this, he's giving all the other guys a chance to pounce on you. Maybe for true love, or maybe just to make a quick score with a desperate girl on the rebound.
It's for the best, you know. You wouldn't be able to have babies with a guy who has no testicles.
"he's giving all the other guys a chance to pounce on you"...
Altogether? I want to partake in a massive all-consuming rebound orgy, too!
#44 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:28pm by Witchcraft
If you can multi-task well, there could be repeat performances. Otherwise, the guys will move on to the next dumped girl, the basketball, as it were.
FYL, but that just shows that he's not worth it anyways.
#18 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:58am by allihall127
Wowww... That's reached a whole new level of asshole
#20 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:04am by Avenging_Angel
this is when you know, you're better off without him. revenge tactic: spam everyone the size of his you-know-what
#29 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:19am by the_stereotype
aww...! that's the worst way to find out someone was asshole all along the way. good thing is now that u have weeded him out of your life, u can move on to the next. good riddance I say!
Good grief, can this guy have even less of a spine?
Perdix is right, your marriage would have gone nowhere with a guy who has absolutely no balls whatsoever.
#35 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:21pm by CyclonePsycho
your exboyfriend is a pussy, like everyone else has already said. he couldnt even let you know face to face? the only time it might be even acceptable text break up is if youre in a long distance relationship..and even then PICK UP A PHONE! or send your own text ha. and i agree with perdix: you cant have babies with a guy who has no balls.
#36 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:53pm by kisseshugsdrugs
And I thought you couldn't get any worse than break-up thru text. This is a level of unmanliness previously thought impossible.
were only getting her side of the story. Maybe shes a scary psychotic bitch that flips out at the first sign of bad news or maybe she did something to him that deserved this treatment exactly, If this is the case then props to the bastard...however if he is just a little pussy, you shoulda seen it comeing YDI
Wow. These break-up stories keep getting more and more cowardly. God bless modern technology.
#41 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:03pm by ChunAsperEndao
well, you did slash his tires when he was late picking you up for a date. imagine how you would react to a break up!
#42 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:54pm by deliapearl
Wow and I thought just a break up text was cowardly. Well look on the bright side, do you really want such a coward for a boyfriend anyways?
#43 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:26pm by xx_irish_rose_xx
Now everyone in that guy's circle of friends knows he is a spineless ass.
#46 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:24pm by I_am_stupid_also
Lol, seriously...
"Hey dude, guess what! I'm totally breaking up with my girlfriend, for real, dawg!
...Er, can you pass this info along to her for me? Thanks, bro!"
#50 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:29pm by Trebie
aaaahahaha britishhobo, i totally agree. he sounds like a douche. you're better off without him.
#53 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:46pm by L0VEPiNK07
Well, if you think about it in another way, maybe he was breaking up with everybody this text would get to...now THAT would be even MORE asshole-ish
#54 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:48am by halfmanhalfbearh
Reply, telling him what a spineless cunt he is... but send it to everyone else first.
#55 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:04am by BritishHobo
don't worry.all guys are assholes.. i once broke up with my girlfriend who was a grade higher than me and two seats away from me not only through a text but from some chick that i dont even know but i'm sure she got the message;)
Your ex has no balls. Good riddance. You should get back at him by going slutty on all of his friends.
#58 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:36am by phatdaddy
I agree with phat daddy! nothing says "fuck your couch" like shagging all of his best buddies. After you must tell them, well I would've pity fucked my ex...but I figured he'd hear about this anyway...
Sorry my iPod screwed up from before anyway first of all who the hell breaks up with someone in person?!?!?! No one ever fucking does that!!! And if u do then u enjoy someones heart being crushed!! Second that suks the least he could do was like send the text to u or call u!!!
#62 - On 12/24/2009 at 12:31am by boroprincess18
